TP and Anniversaries

As I awoke this morning and stumbled into the bathroom, I noticed the toilet paper holder on the wall bearing a little cardboard cylinder with traces of toilet paper stuck to it and a brand new full roll sitting on the the bathroom counter.  I then began to ponder what is so hard about replacing the roll on the holder when you are already sitting there doing nothing with your hands anyways, or at least I wouldn't think you would be.

My husband and I are approaching our first anniversary on Sunday and I thought to myself  "maybe, just maybe I could get him to replace the toilet paper roll after a year."  Who am I kidding?  We have lived together for over 3 years and it is yet to happen.  I also thought about the fact that if I did get him to start doing this, it would probably just piss me off because he would put it under instead of over and that would be another whole 3 years of nagging. 

This brings me back to probably the best advice I have gotten or could ever give to a newly married couple, PICK YOUR BATTLES!

So against the 1st Anniversary gift tradition, I will forgo the paper.